Pull up your pants before I do it for you!

Okay, seriously, is it now cool to have a portion of your ass crack show because you wear your pants so low? Is this now attarctive? What really gets me is when they do it at the gym. The WOMEN'S gym. Who's looking? There are no guys there. So they must be doing it to piss off all the other women. There was a girl there the other day, and if she had run any faster on that treadmill her pants would've come straight off. You're supposed to be comfortable at the gym. The gym is supposed to be a haven where you can look like crap and no one cares 'cause you're getting fit and they all look like crap too. So why the popularity of wearing your pants uncomfortably low? Especially with sweat pants that are too big for the person wearing them. What, they didn't have your size in the store at the time so you figured you'd just buy the big ones? Maybe you should've waited and gotten a size that fits instead of rolling down the waistband so the world can see your ass.

What also annoys me is their seeming ignorance of what I will call their side chub. This is the area below the waist on the back side of your sides that when you wear your pants a little tight sticks out due to the flab. Everyone has this, even those cocaine-addicted skeletal people we call models. It's just always there. And I fail to understand why they feel the must display their side chub for the world to see. Not only is the shirt tighter than it should be, but it's short, so if there's any belly fat, it, too is openly displayed. I'm 6 feet tall and I can find shirts long enough to cover my belly fat. That means everyone else can too.

So to all the stupid teenage girls who pause on the treadmill or walking down the street at least 2 times every 5 minutes to yank up their pants so they don't fall down 'cause they refuse to pull them up to the spot that they were designed to be worn at, I'm tired of seeing your underwear! I don't care if you paid $40 for that ridiculous hot pink thong, pull up your pants, before I'm forced to come over and do it for you!