So I have decided that, after condsiderable thought, I would never, never do high school over again. This is in response to one of those hypothetical question thingys. I would never do high school over again because it really, really sucked. I had friends that turned out to be losers, and I worked too hard at a job that I didn't get paid enough for. But I have also determined that I could not go back to high school in the current state that is high schools. My pants aren't tight enough. I don't have to lie down to get them on, and I can actually still eat while wearing my pants. I also like to enjoy the occasional cheeseburger, which is shunned by today's skeletal high school girls. Oh yeah, and I like science. I'm pretty sure girls aren't supposed to like science in high school anymore. Or even like school at all. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's cool to be failing if you're in high school right now. I also enjoy camping, and the only time I ever wear makeup is at Halloween. I find it rather pointless spending an extra 20 at the mirror in the morning to paint my face on. And the only reason I currently have long hair is so I can get an updo for my wedding. Give it a week after the wedding, and I'll probably look more Ashley Judd than Ashley Simpson. That's another thing. I like country and rock music. Ashley Simpson sucks. I'd take Nickelback or Jason McCoy over the Black Eyed Peas any day. Ooh,music with words rather than just a beat. There's a concept.
If Idid go back to high school in my current state, however, I would literally be the coolest chick there. I rock and ice climb, I bike, and I love camping. The guys would be all over me. And I don't think I'm half bad looking now either. Plus given my current state I wouldn't put up with their crap, either. If I were to go back to high school now, I would be cool. Really, really cool. But I've been there, and done that, and I don't want to go back.
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