I have decided, after much consideration and thought, that I am emphatically anti-sock. I prefer to let my toes roam free in the air rather than to cage them in the tight cotton of socks. Given the choice between sandals and shoes, it'll be sandals every time. During the course of evolution, I don't think the powers that be intended us to be walking around with socks on. They intended us to run free without confining our precious toes to small leather pockets and cotton-elastic coverings.
So I have decided that all days off, time off, and vactions shall heretofore be sock-free. No socks will be worn unless absolutely necessary. And I encourage all of you to do the same. Don't restrain your feet and allow them to stew in their own stench and sweat, set them free. So go down to the nearest Wal-Mart or Saan store and buy yourself a pair of flip-flops. Or slip ons. Or even the kind of sandals with the straps. Join the revolution, and free the toes!
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All fine and dandy for the Birtish Columbiar to promote sandals and no socks but us Albertans have to deal with a little thing we like to call snow. I am very much pro sock and I commit a fashion faupa every summer by wearing socks with sandals. The spelling in this comment is horrible but you need to accept the comments so they show up. My last one about me beating you with a stick never appeared. Enjoy your flip flops and warm weather. If this comment seems stranger than usual it's because it's 2 in the morning so my brain isn't firing on all synapses.
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